Princes krofne

"Kad su me uveli u veliku zatvorsku prostoriju, u kojoj su ležali sve bivši poslanici, jedan mi je ljubazno prišao i rekao: Dobro vece g. Pekicu, ocekivali smo vas. Znate, ovde je obicaj da kad dode novi 'srecnik' dobijemo krofne. Samo treba da kucnete na vrata i stražaru kažete: 'Molim, podelite nam krofne!' 'Dobro, ja necu krofne, iz principa, ali ucinicu to za vas.' Zakucam, pojavi se jedna cetvrtasta glava, kaže: 'Šta 'š?!' 'Molim, podelite gospodi krofne!' Vrata se širom otvoriše, zveknuo me je tako da sam odleteo u drugi ugao."
(Borislav Pekic)

PRINCESS KRAFNEN

Princess Krafnen,
What a name! What a name! What a name!
krafnen@schlubedulieben.com
What a domain! domain! domain!
Last night she met
The man, the man, the man,
It doesn't seem she'll meet him
Again, again, again...

He said he will write her
The mail! The mail!
She's gazing on the screen
She waits, she waits...
He said he will write her
He ain't, he ain't, he ain't...

Princess Krafnen,
What a waste! What a waste! What a waste!
Now she thinks he forgot her
Mistake! Mistake! Mistake!
He remembers exactly
Her name, her name, her name
The only thing he forgot is
Domain, domain, domain...

He said he will write her
The mail! The mail!
She's gazing on the screen
She waits, she waits...
He said he will write her
He ain't, he ain't, he ain't...

Little girl, when you grow up, use
Your brain, your brain, your brain...
Don't repeat her stupid
Mistake, mistake, mistake...
Dad and mum already gave you
Pretty name, pretty name, pretty name,
You just get yourself a decent
Domain, domain, domain...

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Ova stvar je objavljena u okviru kompilacije Music for Baby, na etiketi Amorfon, Tokio, 2004. Imamo i spot, koji je napravila Banda, to jest Baki i Anda. (nije Andra, Andra je drugi lik, on svira Muga).

Nekim zlim jezicima, to nekim jest vlasnicima zlih jezika, ovaj tekst liči na ovaj "Dugmetov" tekst. Nemojte tako. Nemojte tako da pričate. Mi smo respektabilan beogradski bend.